Marita Covarrubias

... but there's still plenty of licking.

Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

Because it's just one of those things EVERYONE should know about (and the first time it was safe for me to read explicit sexual descriptions at work). 

The first person who puts this in a fic gets a cookie.  

*Notice the supplementary video with the cheesy porn music in the background. 

Title: My Mind in Ruins
Word count: ~4300  
Rating: NC-17 
Characters: Sherlock/Lestrade
Warnings: Angst, violence, rough sex, drug use.
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, etc.
Beta: Thanks and squishes all go to nanfreak.   

Author's note: Second story in the "Mind" series. A a considerably darker (see warnings) sequel to  “A Mind to Disengage”. It takes place two weeks later.





Summary: An intervention gone wrong.

 ( My Mind in Ruins )

Title: Click
Wordcount: ~1900 
Rating: R
Characters: Sherlock/John
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit. etc...
Thanks: To chocolate_limes  and butterfly_mind for a superb beta work and brit-picking. Remaining mistakes are all mine. 
Summary: John is tripping. Sherlock takes advantage.
Warnings: Consent issues. 

( Click )

I'm not much for con reports usually, but this was so much fun that I feel a need to write a few lines.
 
nanfreak and her uber-cool hubby bought me 7 wonderfully rigid inches of Captain Jack in the greatcoat. And a CJH booklet with yummy pics. Yay!! *hugs them*

At the British Invasion of Time and Space party, I met some fellow "Vote Saxon" campaigners and a John Hart cosplayer. Me and nanfreak may have sexually harassed a life-size Cardboard!CJH.

Saturday! A fun Q&A with Kai Owen in which he told us he'll be in Torchwood season 4. Possibly Tom Price as well.

The Disability in Science Fiction panel was very good, and reinforced my belief that I'm on the right track with my original writing project. 

Afterwards I stayed out in the hallway, chatting with one of the panelists and POINTEDLY NOT going into the Torchwood: Children of Earth panel ran by nanfreak and co. That was all very good until Kai Owen showed up looking for the panel. After he was pointed in the right direction I had no choice but to go in there and videotape, knowing nanfreak will never forgive me if I didn't. I must say that the panel (or the part of it I attended, anyway) didn't annoy me nearly as much as the Torchwood Season 4 panel.

Of the three Polaris conventions I attended, this was by far the best. Of course, this was the first one where nothing really horrible happened / I didn't have a mental breakdown. Still - progress. 

( Pictures and videos under the cut )

From the world of totally random questions for my writing project:

An army General (nice guy, but probably sleeps in his uniform) as a top in a gay BDSM relationship - too stereotypical?  (pretend you saw it on TV, as unlikely as that sounds... Would you find it annoying? Offensive?)  

Title: Another day at the office (Birthday fic for sulla_ )
Word count: ~3,000
Characters: Jack/Ianto (the team for decoration purposes only...)
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Rating: NC-17 for sex (or KP for Kinky Pr0n). 
Summary: Jack and Ianto. Inappropriate conduct during work hours.
 
Prompt:  I thought I was done writing Torchwood (really!) but then sulla_  made a birthday wish, and I just couldn't say no. She asked for a raunchy, explicit PWP, Jack in control, pliant Ianto, a buttplug and no angst. This is what came out. Happy B-Day love, hope you like it  ;)

Many thanks to stuffphile  for the beta! 
 

( Another day at the office )


 

Prologue  | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3  | Chapter 4  | Chapter 5 
Chapter 6 | Chapter 7  | Chapter 8  | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10

( Chapter 11 )

Title: Get Your Bearings
Word count: ~ 6,000
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: TW CoE
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Thanks: to sulla_ for encouragement, very helpful tips and corrections, and to blackbird_song for her brilliant, incredible beta-fu.

Summary: The most plausible fix I could come up with. It's hardly angst free, but there's Coat!Porn and quite possibly the happiest ending I've ever written.

( Get Your Bearings )

Title: Withdrawal
Word count: ~ 1,500
Rating: R
Characters/pairings: Jack/Ianto, implied Jack/Other.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Thanks to my wonderful beta andreth47 , both for the insight and for putting up with me.

Summary: “…while extracting himself from a dysfunctional and potentially destructive relationship had its advantages, the fact remained that in the end, he still ended up alone.”

Warnings: Do you like scribbling Janto forever + hearts and flowers on random pieces of paper? Then don't read this.

( Withdrawal )

Title: I am the mood you're in tonight
Word count: 1,800
Rating: NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jack, Ianto, OFC.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Thanks to my wonderful beta andreth47 

Summary: Being unable to say no to Jack has its consequences.

Warnings: Under the cut

( I am the mood you’re in tonight )