Sometimes it doesn't suck to be a scientist...

[marita_c]

... but there's still plenty of licking.

Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

Because it's just one of those things EVERYONE should know about (and the first time it was safe for me to read explicit sexual descriptions at work). 

The first person who puts this in a fic gets a cookie.  

*Notice the supplementary video with the cheesy porn music in the background. 

Comments

[nanfreak.livejournal.com]

I want to be the "scientist" who times the licking.

[marita-c.livejournal.com]

Think how much fun it is to tell people you get paid (quite a bit) for doing that.